Boot up your Windows XP and pull out your Walkman, it's time for Hits 4 Shitkids! Do you miss the good old days, endless content and scrolling without a worry? Want to escape from the dumpster fire we're currently living in? Join our shitkids and get ready to be hit by Internet nostalgia, because you've never experienced a brainrot quite like this. With the OG Shitkids Owl, Mister Maple and Juan Felipe Machista, joined by Fay Goth, Plant and Porsha Doll.